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Post by Gravehunterzero on Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:33 am

I went to RT today just to look up a review of 'The Maiden Heist' I saw it didn't have one so I looked up Ernest Saves Christmas and look what I found
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ernest_saves_christmas/
38%? What kind of Douchebag gives Ernest a 38% that's like giving Bruce Campbell a 99% and look at the bad reviewers! Only one person had the balls to type a reason why and it is "Is this guy qualified to save an entire holiday?" What the fuck? To answer your question Sir Bag yes Ernest can do or go where ever the fuck he wants and it will be enjoyable. How can so many people hate a man that saved Christmas, THEN joined the US Army so he can fight them commies even though he was 10 years to late? No one I tell you, not a damn soul.
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Post by Redzion on Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:51 am

Film critics are usually ass holes. This is why reading reviews is pointless unless you trust the person or want to rage. Now you've got me jonesing for some Earnest.
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Post by insomniac on Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:56 pm

Gravehunterzero wrote:38%? What kind of Douchebag gives Ernest a 38% that's like giving Bruce Campbell a 99%

I loled for literally 10 minutes straight.

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Post by Sir Ketchup Chippington X on Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:37 pm

Film Critics often judge films based on retarded criteria established from Citizen Kane or Shawshank or whatever movie's dick they suck until the end of time.
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Post by Gravehunterzero on Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:44 pm

I know, but I stupidly thought that maybe more than a few people would defend Ernest P. Worrel and his slapstick comedy classics.
Film Critics often judge films based on retarded criteria established from Citizen Kane or Shawshank or whatever movie's dick they suck until the end of time.
This is true and it is also why The Dark Knight was shafted out of every Oscar it was nominated in. Fucking Slumdog Millionare.
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