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Movie melding thread.

Post by Gravehunterzero on Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:39 pm

Here I shall share with you the contenuality that is movies by melding them into one big lump of hopefull awesomeness.

Star Wars was in Jokers mind

When Jokers family is killed by GCPD. To cope with this he starts picturing them as faceless drones being controlled by a evil puppet master, Commisener Gordon, whom he sees now as the Emperor. In his craze induced fear he goes to 'Ben Kenobi' who was actually Red Hood. Having learned all he needed to know about villiany, which he now sees as 'The Force'. At which time 'Darth' who is Batman kills 'kenobi'. At which point Joker takes the reins of Red Hood to stop the evil that is Batman. At which point he falls into a vat which he sees as 'Losing his hand' and when the Millienium Falcon shows up it is actually his sanity reconstructing themselves to deal with the trauma. This is also why Luke was so different in the 6th film. It is also revealed that Joker does not want to kill Batman but to turn him agaisnt the puppet master Gordan. Also Han and Chewie are really just an old VHS box of Raiders and a old molded fur coat.
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Re: Movie melding thread.

Post by Redzion on Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:28 pm

Cool I give it 3 faraos out of five. Do another one, I enjoy these.

farao farao farao / farao farao farao farao farao
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Post by MrNatas on Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:03 pm

4 outta five out of me.
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Re: Movie melding thread.

Post by Gravehunterzero on Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:58 pm

That Robocop show

In the 70's Red Foreman was a pissed off looking father with a dumbass kid and a horny wife. But that all changed in the 1980's. After his dumbass kid left his wife left him. Feeling distraught over that. He went to live with his brother in Detroit. After many stints in various jobs that he lost by calling someone a dumbass and telling various women folk to leave he changed his name from Red Foreman to Clarence Boddicker so he can start up a gang in peace. He and help with a certain security firm help make Red Foreman into the badass Clarence Boddicker. All is going well until he learned that his son has become a cop. After a small utterance of 'dumbass' he vowed to kill his son for displeasing him for the last time. Then Murphy came, looking like his son he couldn't refuse to kill him. In a dumbass fueled rage he killed Murphy along with his other possibly high gaggle of thugs and the rest is robot filled history.

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Post by insomniac on Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:44 am

Red + Robocop = 5/5 stars

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